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First Official Polka Haunt Us Press Release

Got(h) Polka? Weird Val releases darkly delightful compilation in time for Halloween.

(Los Angeles, CA - Monday August 25, 2008) - Veronique Chevalier, the quirky, aristocratic French-American cabaret artist who won The Mad Music Archive's 2007 "Best New Halloween Song", is at it again this season with a full length album featuring a long-overlooked niche - Gothic Polka!

Polka Haunt Us is meant as a foray into the untried history of its namesake. Every day is Halloween to Chevalier, putting a darkly amusing, supernatural twist on the traditionally happy music of Oktoberfest. Chevalier's own 2007 "Vampire Surprise" is the bonus track on the album, which is compounded by a myriad of respected artists singing this traditional Central European faire.

Polka Haunt Us is based on authentic folk tales from around the world, lyrics written by Chevalier. Less a novelty project and more an experiment in ethnomusicology, the album is reminiscent of Harry Smith's Folkways recordings for the Smithsonian Trust, or the compilation "Songs from the Neighborhood: The Music of Fred Rogers" with a Nick Cave "Murder Ballads" twist. Chevalier's new tracks show Polka's storytelling power and give Halloween's tired Monster Mash a run for its money.

Chevalier brings together artists such as: Japanese virtuoso of the Warr guitar, Kai Kurosawa, who is also a member of the Goth-Industrial ensemble Collide; 2007 Grammy nominee, composer and accordionist Alex Meixner; ARIA (Australian Grammy) nominee, Jann Castor; Comedy Central's Gary Shapiro; Disney vocalist Kerry Christensen.

Other notable performers include: Woodwind expert & Cal Arts Professor Vinny Golia; Afro-Brazilian percussionist, guest artist for Grammy-winners Olodum- Kirk Brundage; Peter Bing Drejer Sundt Award of Norway winner, soprano- Elisabeth Ekornes; the "Jimmy Hendrix of the Violin"- Lili Haydn; Accordion virtuoso Gee Rabe, and more, who help give new breath to this popular Central European dance music.

Polka, a traditional Bohemian dance music that is still played on the streets and in the pubs of Prague and other European cities, and often during the month of October in North America, has a history of being appropriated by popular composers. The tradition includes Johann Strauss I and his son Johann Strauss II; a couple well-known Polkas were written by Czech national anthem composer Bedřich Smetana, and Czech artist Jaromír Vejvoda was the author of "Škoda lásky" ("Roll Out the Barrel").

In the US, Polka has been turned into mainstream faire by artists such as "Weird Al" Yankovic, and "Alternative Polka" and "Punk/Ska Polka" has surfaced in addition to the Mexican variety "Conjunto-style" and the Mid-western US "Oompah" music which is well known during fall festivals across the states. With the release of Polka Haunt Us, Chevalier revamps the tradition and adds a pleasingly morbid touch, just in time for Halloween!

Polka Haunt Us is a compilation recording, containing 13 NEW spooky songs, each based upon famous ghost legends from different regions around the world. Tracks include:

After Wife Polka Tango (Argentina), based on a the historical fact that Eva Peron's Corpse was preserved and put on public display by her widower, dictator Juan Peron.

Ghost Train (Canada), based on a Canadian train legend about the Alberta Line that is faithfully recounted in this song.

The Beer Hall In Hell (Alpine), a morality tale, for in the end, it is readily apparent that the free beer in Hell is overpriced.

Blank Face Goblin (Japanese), based on the Japanese legendary Blank Face Goblins (Nopperabo) who trick unwary passersby who are foolish enough to go out alone at night.

Bubbe's Dybbuk Polka (Eastern European Jewish), Dybbuks are mischeivous spirits in Jewish lore, that are used as an explanation of bad or odd human behavior.

Castle Leap (Irish Celtic), about Ireland's most haunted castle, sung by Marion Ramsey a.k.a. Sgt Laverne Hooks of the Police Academy films.

Devil's Guitar (US), Based on an American folktale about the preternatural powers of the guitar belonging to a deceased old black Mississippi bluesman (a.k.a. "The Haunted Guitar").

Strange Faces In The Floor (Spain), Based on Spain's most haunted house in Belmez. This song combines waltz with Flamenco guitar and palmas.

The Fisher Bird Girl (Norway), This waltz is based on a traditional Norwegian folktale of a strange girl who seems to change into a Fisher Bird (cormorant).

Full Moon Face Off, based on werewolf lore and composed by Grammy Award nominee, Alex Meixner.

White Witch Of Jamaica Polka Reggae (Jamaica), about Annie Palmer, a white woman familiar with the Dark Arts, whose idea of fun was seducing, and then killing her slave boys after she's had her fun with them.

Closing with Chevalier's popular Vampire Surprise (Transylvania), turning the tables on those pesky bloodsuckers!

Polka Haunt Us producer/writer Veronique Chevalier is known as The "Weird Val" of Cabaret, for her hilarious parodies and side-splitting covers. (Imagine if Jim Morrison and Elvira had a twisted, Edith Piaf-like love child). She is the recipient of The Unanimous Choice Award for Best Independent Cabaret Artist by the Los Angeles Music Awards for her benefit recording Cabaret4Choice.

Deemed "too extreme for Simon" she was gonged off the first season of America's Got Talent, after only 20 seconds, proving that her gifts are wasted on the masses. Why Spooky Polka? What better vehicle for a MADemoiselle of mixed heritage, (Polish/French/Lithuanian), who grew up attending 13 different schools, whilst traversing the globe?

WEBSITE
http://www.WeirdVal.com

MYSPACE

http://www.myspace.com/veronique
http://www.myspace.com/polkahauntus (listen to music sample tracks)

PHOTOS

Veronique Chevalier as "Hell-ga The Devil's Beer Maid" Photo by Justice Howard
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Veronique Chevalier on Couch Photo by Justice Howard
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Polka Haunt Us Album Cover Designed by Sammy Boy Designs
http://WeirdVal.com/PR/PHUcdcover.jpg

Polka Haunt Us Logo Designed by Veronique Chevalier
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Veronique Chevalier at Hollywood Forever Cemetery Photo by Charley Gallay
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Veronique Chevalier The Undead Photo by Justice Howard (lo-res)
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Veronique Chevalier Red Velvet Curtains Photo by Justice Howard
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CONTACT:


Bil Brown, Publicist
bil.brown@gmail.com

(502) 821-3215

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Please vote once a week 4 Vampire Surprise 2 win a place in the Top 20 Mad Songs of 2007

BELOW ARE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO NAVIGATE THE DFSX RADIO WEB SITE AND VOTE FOR VAMPIRE SURPRISE FOR TOP 20 MAD SONGS OF 2007

Listen to an mp3 of the song here:
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/contest/VeroniqueChevalier-VampireSurprise.mp3

Greetings once again esteemed colleagues and friends!

Thank you so much for your participation. I truly appreciate your support and efforts on my behalf. Your weekly votes REALLY make a huge difference in the placement of the song in the Top 20!

This time the vote is for getting Vampire Surprise into David Tanny's Mad Music Dementia Top 20 Songs of The Year 2007. So this means that I am going to ask you to PLEASE vote for Vampire Surprise repeatedly- once a week, every week, between now and the end of the year...

A) You are allowed one vote, per person, per week, up to 20 songs each time.
B) You can only vote for Vampire Surprise one time a week.
C) The weekly deadline is Monday, 11:59 pm EST (8:58 pm PST).

There are but three simple steps to voting each time.

1) Fill in your name and email address
2) Check off the box to the left of "Veronique Chevalier- Vampire Surprise" (It's under the heading "Added November 2007".)
3) Scroll down a long long way and click the "Submit" button at the bottom. That's it!


The graphic below is a screen shot of what the page looks like. I have circled in red the important bits for you, since the web page is a bit cluttered and confusing.

Thank you! Merci beaucoup! MUAH!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the link to the actual web page where you vote:

http://www.dfsxradio.com/9300.htm
^^^^^^ CLICK HERE to vote ^^^^^^






Again, here is the link to the actual web site where you vote:

http://www.dfsxradio.com/9300.htm
^^^^^^ CLICK HERE to vote ^^^^^^

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Vampire Surprise Coverage in LA Daily News Music Halloween Day!

Boo-jour my dear Fiends!
Wishing you all a Boo-tiful day. May all your fondest nightmares come true...As for moi, I am very happy and pleasantly surprised that the editor of the LA Daily News Music blog found enough merit in Vampire Surprise to give me a bit of ink... Merci boo-coup everyone for all your support!
xox,
~V~
http://www.insidesocal.com/music/2007/10/halloween_treat.html


Hearses, Dr. Demento and MOI!!!


Dr. Demento will be celebrating Halloween live and in person at the Orange County Marketplace, on the Orange County Fairgrounds in Costa Mesa, CA, on Sunday, October 29, at the 10th Annual Trick or Treat Festival and Hearse Show. He'll be spinning the all-time favorite Halloween hits live on stage at 11:30 AM, 1:00 PM and 2:30 PM.

For you early risers, He'll also be the Grand Marshal of the Parade of Hearses, a wide array of which will be winding on a three mile route through the streets of Costa Mesa starting, and ending at the fairgrounds, commencing at 10 AM.

After the parade returns to the fairgrounds, you will find me hanging out in proximity of the Good Doctor, handing out the last of the FREE promo copies of Vampire Surprise with those special hand-decorated covers that I did myself. I'll even autograph yours for you, if you say the secret password: Garlic! (Or even if you don't.)

* Where: Orange County Fairgrounds, 88 Fair Drive, Costa Mesa, CA 92626
* When: Sunday, October 28th, between 10 am and 4 pm
* Why: For a Spook-tacular good time!

See you on Sunday. I'll be there from 11:30 am, until I've handed out all copies of the Vampire Surprise CD's, so get one while you can!

Happy Hauntings All!

Airplay for Vampire Surprise

My Song Vampire Surprise is Getting Airplay on the Following Stations:

Yay! I am pleased and excited to report that Vampire Surprise is catching on! Please tune in to the following stations and show them some love.

Also, if you know of a station, DJ or label that you think might want to give VS a spin, please let moi know. Merci!

------------------Links To Stations Currently Playing Vampire Surprise:

* Seattle's Headcase Radio: HeadCaseRadio.com
* All Accordion Radio:  AccordionNoir.org
* Tess's Indie-Wave Radio:  live365.com/stations/horrorfreak13
* Lestats120Minutes Radio: live365.com/stations/lestats120minutes
* Hallows Gate 10/31 Radio: live365.com/stations/kingofhalloweenlon
* Dark Requiem Radio: live365.com/stations/djeternaldarkness
* Comedy New & Old Radio: live365.com/stations/ezeriah
* Welcome To Weirdsville Radio: live365.com/stations/ozrock
* E.M.Z.T. Radio: live365.com/stations/devilynn

Links to Stations Soon Adding Vampire Surprise To Their Rotation:

* Van Richter Radio: live365.com/stations/vanrichter2
* Waiting For The Blackouts Radio: live365.com/stations/c_death?

------------------Consideration for Vampire Surprise has been shown by:

* Van Richter Records, San Diego
* DJ Misery Tree, Portland


I am very grateful to my friends and fans for helping to make this possible. You all totally RAWk!!!

FREE Vampire Surprise Promo CD's @ Meltdown Comics!


Oui! It is true- Visit Meltdown Comics & Collectibles, 7522 Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood for a FREE copy of my new single Vampire Surprise, each encased in a uniquely decorated sleeve, hand-made by MOI!

Act Now- Limited Editon- because when they're gone, they're gone!




Be sure to tell them that Veronique sent you! (The TOYSKILL Art Exhibition is up till the end of October, and be sure check out all the other great merch they carry- get a jump on your Xmess shopping now!)

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My Twisted New Gothic Comedy Song Vamprie Surprise


Here at last -
Vampire Surprise
Halloween Special - Only 90 cents!


     

Listen to a longer mp3 clip of the song here.

(If you wish to hear the entire song, please make your purchase via the music player, above.)

 

Yay! Happy Hauntings Everyone- you now the ability to listen to, purchase, and download my first spooky single, Vampire Surprise, as a little appetizer for next year's Polka Haunt Us compilation recording.


Here's the scoop:

Song Title: Vampire Surprise

Written by: Lyrics- Veronique Chevalier, Music & Production- Jann Castor

About Jann: He's is an accomplished composer, sound engineer & sound effects specialist, and film editor, who was nominated for an ARIA Award (the Australian equivilent of the Grammy's) for the soundtrack of the film "Red Express." In Poland, he was the founder, of the band Res Publica, (which was later renamed Republika, and under Grzegorz Ciechowski went on to much acclaim in that country).

After Jann's successes in Poland and Australia, he was admitted into the  US as "alien of extraordinary ability." Since completing his collaboration with Veronique, he is working on orchestrations of chorale music with the legendary Jon Anderson, of the mega-band Yes. Find out more about him here: Composing.com.

About Veronique: Known as The "Weird Val" of Cabaret, for her hilarious parodies and side-splitting covers. (Imagine if Jim Morrison and Elvira had a love child with a French accent). Deemed "too extreme for Simon" she was gonged off the first season of "America's Got Talent", after only 20 seconds, which only proves her gifts are wasted on the masses. She is the recipient of The Unanimous Choice Award for Best Indie Cabaret Artist by the Los Angeles Music Awards. WeirdVal.com.

After completing the  launch of the single version of "Vampire Surprise", she will be releasing a new, full-length recording, "Veronique's Red Velvet LIVE!" which features 14 tracks, including (a, you guessed it- live version of) "Vampire Surprise", as well as a "secret" bonus track. (BTW, the cover image of Veronique in the striped gloves was shot by renowned erotic photographer  Justice Howard.)

Back Story: A post that Veronique placed on Craigslist for musical collaborators, brought her and Jann together, initially. Despite the fact that they were born of different parents, on different dates and in different countries, (she in France, and he in Poland), they have discovered that they are long, lost twins (siblings of spirit, in any case).

Shared Likes: Frank Zappa (aka as the God of Music!  ;-)
Twisted humor, ala Mel Brooks, David Zuker (Naked Gun movies, Airplane, etc.)
Esoteric conversation
Garlic!

Parting thoughts: Vampire Surprise is not your grandpappy's polka. Although it is sung to accordion accompaniment, it's actually a new genre we call "berzerka" (as in "berzerk mazurka"). As the song progresses it becomes more and more dischordant, and ends in a bit of twisted spoken word. (This is the 21st Century after all. Time to modernize!)

For your reading pleasure, or if you wish to sing and speak along, here are the lyrics:

Vampire Surprise


Lyrics by Veronique Chevalier & Music by Jann Castor © 2007

VERSE:
Back in the Old Country
Where I learned to cook
Recipes they taught me
Didn't come from any book
Dishes so tasty
Ranged from "A" to "Z" but
The greatest ingredient
Started with a "G"
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CHORUS:
Garlic with a G
Fried or fricasseed
Keep it next to me
Potent Potpourri
Seasoning and spice
With a taste so nice
Has healthy bite–BUT…..!
The greatest thing of all IS….!
That it extends your life!
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VERSE:
Cooking one moonlit night
I heard a creepy creepy sound
Tried to find a wooden stake
But aT-bone was all I found
Didn't have a silver bullet
'Cause I don't pack a gun
Had to grab some garlic
So I'd live to see the sun
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CHORUS:
Garlic with a G
Fried or fricasseed
Keep it next to me
Potent Potpourri
Seasoning and spice
With a taste so nice
Has healthy bite–BUT…..!
The greatest thing of all IS….!
That it extends your life!
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BRIDGE:
Let the werewolves howl and bay
But if you display a garlic lei
You will make it through the night
Give Nosferatu a fright
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INTERLUDE: La la……etc
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VERSE:
Love to try new recipes
And serve them to my guests
They like my dinner parties for
They know my food's the best
Doesn't take much money
To make all this stuff
But the roast tastes funny cause
Vampire meat is tough
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CHORUS:
Garlic with a G
Fried or fricasseed
Keep it next to me
Potent Potpourri
Seasoning and spice
With a taste so nice
Has healthy bite–BUT…..!
The greatest thing of all IS….!
That it extends your life!
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OUTRO:
You can keep your fancy flavors
I found the one for me
Yes, the garlic is our savior
And Dracula is history
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INTERLUDE: La la……etc
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SPOKEN:
Hey Count, have you a cold or are you just "coffin"?
Which gang are you in- Bloods or Crypts? Ha Ha!
Who's your orthodontist? Jack the Ripper?
Hey, Drac, at a séance, do you go into a Trance-sylvania?
Fang you for the memories, Old Toothy!
That's Garlic with a "G"! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!



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